20 Hilarious Familiar Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Everyone knows Las Vegas is Sin City but are you familiar with Den City?

Mass over volume.

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👤︎ u/Daudelin1

📅︎ Nov 03 2020

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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language

I don’t know why.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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I asked my wife about a ballerina in a picture who looked familiar. She said it was Anna Pavlova.

I said I thought her face rang a bell.

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👤︎ u/M4sterofD1saster

📅︎ Dec 30 2020

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Are you familiar with Orion’s Belt?

... huge waste of space.

Sorry, that joke wasn’t very good... three stars.

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👤︎ u/durrdurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

📅︎ Jun 23 2020

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The Egyptian government has asked Cairo’s taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.

Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.

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👤︎ u/vbloke

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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Everyone knows about Murphy's Law where anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but are you familiar with Cole's Law?

It's mostly made of cabbage.

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👤︎ u/Amon-Re-72

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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If you notice a terrible smell that you're familiar with...

Did you reekognize it?

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👤︎ u/bentnotbroken96

📅︎ May 17 2020

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Are any of you guys familiar with fly fishing?

I hear you need a REALLY tiny hook to catch one.

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👤︎ u/TheGuyWithThePie

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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You guys are familiar with Freudian slips right?

It’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

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👤︎ u/Cananbaum

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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As a Catholic I don't feel familiar around mosques.

They just don't ring any bells.

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👤︎ u/Koala_J

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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What would you call a familiar scent?

It’s nose-talgic.

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👤︎ u/Sabredrako

📅︎ May 24 2019

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The T-Rex lumbered over the ridge and looked down at the numerous plant-eaters grazing in the lush, green valley. "This place is familiar," he said,

"I've eaten herbivore."

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👤︎ u/KyOatey

📅︎ Dec 30 2017

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Grandpa jokes are different than Dad jokes, but I think we're all familiar.

I was walking into the Dunkin Donuts this morning for some coffee and passed an older man as he was leaving.

"Sorry, they're all out of donuts!" he told me.

But like, they weren't out of donuts.

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👤︎ u/apollo_loves_you

📅︎ May 27 2016

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In my Neuroanatomy lecture today. Professor: "Are you familiar with the nucleus ambiguus?"

My loud response: "It's ambiguous!"

crickets

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👤︎ u/HammerLite75

📅︎ Nov 06 2015

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My dad lives in the town of Macomb Illinois, a lot of people aren't familiar with the location...

When people ask where to find Macomb he'll usually respond with 'in mapocket, next to mabrush' gets me every time.

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👤︎ u/smokesinquantity

📅︎ Dec 25 2015

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I am only familiar with 25 letters of the English Alphabet

I don't know why!

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👤︎ u/Vanguard_The

📅︎ Oct 19 2020

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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

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👤︎ u/ruchi565

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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I'm only familiar with 25 letters in the alphabet

I don't know why

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👤︎ u/Notenoughspac363

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

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👤︎ u/IsaiaHarris03

📅︎ Dec 29 2017

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I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know why.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave

📅︎ Jul 20 2018

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