Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️
Have you seen my bodily fluids jar?
i put my blood, sweat, and tears into it
Sure, I drink brake fluid
My wife told me to push fluids when I got my covid vaccine
If a man is addicted to braking fluid...
Can he stop any time he wants?
I love brake fluid.
Wouldn't Say Addicted, I can stop anytime I want to!
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.
I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.
Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.
I’m concerned after catching my son drinking brake fluid.
He says he can stop whenever he wants.
There’s a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid
He says he can stop anytime
(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)
People think I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid
I always say, “I can stop whenever I want.”
During this pandemic I've been drinking a lot of brake fluid
But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want
My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
Joke's on her, I can stop whenever I like
My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid
She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want
9/10 people addicted to breaker fluid can't stop.
I used to be addicted to brake fluid and couldn't stop. It was a gateway, driving me to power steering fluid.
...I have to find a way to turn my life around before I start hitting the transmission fluid. That would shift my addiction into high gear.
Actually made me laugh gender fluid means you arent binary to one gender and transgender mean you do not identify as the gender assigned to you at birth
My wife thinks I’m addicted to brake fluid
I keep telling her I could stop at any time
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid
Archimedes was sat around thinking of names for the fluid expulsion tube in the human body. Suddenly, he knew the perfect name, stood up, and shouted-
I guess the food is more fluid with the guests
Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?
He said he could stop any time he wants.
get it? because it’s break fluid.
How do you know Quantum Computers are gender fluid?
My friend tried stand-up comedy and making jokes about eyeballs and their fluids. No one would laugh.
I can't blame them; it was vitreous humour.
My kid told me to buy blinker fluid
So I brought back eye drops
What happens when a lighter uses up all its fluid?
Fluid animation (x-post from /r/whoadude)
Sure, I drink brake fluid.
I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid
I can stop any time I want.
i know a guy addicted to brake fluid
he says he can stop any time.
Im not addicted to brake fluid, I swear!
So what if I'm addicted to brake fluid?
I can stop any time I want.
My wife says I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid....
Jokes on her... I can stop whenever I like
I'm addicted to brake fluid.
But it's ok I can stop at any time.
I’m addicted to brake fluid,
On the bright side, I can stop whenever I want!
I am addicted to brake fluid
But I can stop whenever I want.
I met a man that was addicted to drinking automotive brake fluid
But he insisted he could stop at any time.
I know a guy addicted to brake fluid
He said he could stop anytime.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop anytime.
I have a friend who is addicted to drinking brake fluid
But he says he can stop at anytime.
I'm addicted to brake fluid.
but I can stop any time...
My sister is addicted to brake fluid...
But it's OK, because she can stop anytime.
My friend has become addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop whenever he wants
I’m not addicted to brake fluid
I can stop whenever I want to.
I have a friend who is addicted to brake fluid, but it’s not a problem because he can stop anytime
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