A list of puns related to "Extent"
Sister: Sometimes I make jokes that only you would appreciate to the full extent
Me: Same.
Sister: This car came pulling out of a place real fast before stopping and the guys driving kind of looked like POTC Orlando Bloom. So naturally he [her boyfriend] said "Woah, Orlando bloom" and I said "Yeah you better calm down before you Orlando yourself in a bad spot"
I work at a coffee shop and I managed to spill coffee grounds all over myself to the extent that I had to go home and change. My dad dropped this one on me as I walked back in the door after my shift.
Dad: "You know what happens if you spill on yourself twice right?"
Me: "What?"
Dad: "It's grounds for termination."
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