I spent a few hundred bucks at an exposition last weekend.

I can't remember exactly how much but it was a fair amount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewWhirledOrder
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.

It's my exposition exposition ex-position.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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If x = the main character of a story, how do you determine the position of x?

With the exposition.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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My dad wanted tea.

True story, this just happened, immediatly thought to myself typical dad joke right here. So I was making tea for myself and dad wanted some as well.

I was looking for his usual glass but couldn't find it. It looks like the one on the right in this photo: http://i.imgur.com/Uy5noxC.jpg

We only have one of those tall ones (his one) but we have a few of the smaller versions of the same style (double wall tea glass).

Exposition over, now onto the joke he made.

So as I was trying to find it, he said it broke so he asked me to pour it into the smaller glass to which I replied, "Why don't you use the mugs, they're bigger anyway". He says "Because I don't want to get mugged".

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