a zoo owner wanted a mongoose exhibit

a zoo owner wanted a mongoose exhibit, so he wrote to the supplier - dear sir please send me a pair of mongooses, he thinks that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongeese, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongi, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a mongoose

PS and another one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrEpididymis
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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At the museum they're beginning to disassemble the mummies exhibit.

I guess that's a wrap then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I went to the zoo the other day. One of the new exhibits was a piece of toast in a cage. I asked the zookeeper "what's that all about?" He said...

"Its bread in captivity"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurtyStopOut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Dad, what does that graveyard-exhibit showcase?

Remains to be seen

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My bff and I want to go to a local art exhibit. Terrible art puns ensue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunShopMom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My wife and I went to the Museum of Medicine and we were browsing the exhibits...

Wife: "Look, they used to treat pain with willow bark".

Me: "I'll give that one 3 stars".

Wife: "This one is about the invention of antibiotics".

Me: "I'll give it 8 out of 10".

Wife: "Apparently, they used give people cowpox to protect them from smallpox".

Me: "Definitely 2 thumbs up".

Wife: "Why do you keep doing that?".

Me: "I'm the curator of this museum"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I went to the zoo and all I saw was a single loaf of bread in the middle of one exhibit

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Copey85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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It was a it concerning that the zoo had such a low fence for the Bobcat exhibit. We knew we were safe when we realized it was distracted by the Deere next door.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bettaa
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Went to a small pop-up exhibit on hornets...

Two bee fair, it was alright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewmangroup
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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My wife and 3yo son were at the zoo looking at the otter exhibit...

it was apparent they couldn’t find the otters, when I walked up and said β€œthere must be either one or three of them in there.” Wife says β€œwhy not two?” I reply, β€œwell, they wouldn’t put an even number of ODDERS in there!”

Wife is still shaking her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5d2248650
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I took my cow to an art exhibit.

She really loved the moosaics.

Edit: moosaics instead of mosaics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rqstaz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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The otter exhibit at my local zoo is empty. They must have otter things to do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tale_of_tejon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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What did the British Museum Director say in the Egyptian exhibit?

I want me Mummy!

I came up with this lame joke myself, not sure if it counts as a dad joke... but most dad jokes are lame, and it's a lame joke, so... yeah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaninnaMaynz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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The Earthquake portion of the museum had to close early today, scientists concluded that the exhibit was faulty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshescobar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Went to the zoo with my dad and he kept making fun of the hippo exhibit

I wish he wouldn’t be so hippo-critical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfkas10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.

They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Did you hear that the pandas escaped their exhibit at the zoo?

It was panda-monium.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Did you hear about the guy that was opening his chamomile and got into an accident on the way to the dinosaur exhibit?

I guess you could say that tea wrecks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mingonius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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There was a clothing art exhibit in my town's shopping centre. Someone made a pyramid of jeans. Pure artistic jean-ious if you ask me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paskill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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A man went to a zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Martys_
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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At the zoo viewing the lion exhibit, the urge to suddenly sing β€œthe lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away...

A whim away, a whim away, a whim away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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At the art museums today, looking at a Monet exhibit, my dad said "these paintings are priceless..."

"They must cost a lot of Monet!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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I went to the seatbelt exhibit of the car museum the other day.

It’s fastenating really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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It finally got to the point that the zoo had to get rid of the beaver exhibit

They just weren't worth a dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerjfrancke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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I went to a zoo the other day. They didn't have any animals in their exhibits except for one dog...

It was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoungMuppet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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You have to go to the Aquatic mammals exhibit when you're stoned

It's a hippopotamust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Dadjoked my son at the planet exhibit of the National Air and Space Museum.

12 year old son: "Did you know Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system?"

Me: "Did you know Venus is the only planet whose name rhymes with 'penis'?"

The best part was my wife and kids trying to stifle their embarrassed laughter around the museum visitors. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goconrad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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The San Diego Zoo has a pretty cool bobcat exhibit. (Xpost from r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigmrt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2013
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Have you heard about the zoo with only one exhibit and it's a dog?

It's a shih tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KzooRichie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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