Dad: "Hey, do you know where I can get a vocal ensemble?"

Music Director: "Don't you mean a choir?"

Dad: "Ok, How do I acquire a vocal ensemble?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/icemage27
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I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...

Nothing beats sax on the beach!

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Exciting news! Gandhi just formed a new music ensemble!

There is no string section unfortunately, apparently he is a practitioner of 'non-violins'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/littlefish1029
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What do you call a musical ensemble of thieves?

A robber band.

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My Ensemble Director always hits us with this one.

He's a fast-paced Jazz Big Band director. When a section is lost, he ALWAYS says this line, "Be alert. [dramatic pause] The world needs more lerts."

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Coming in 2020

A new coding bootcamp, featuring international percussion ensembles, sponsored by former vice president and climate change activist behind An Inconvenient Truth.

"Al Gore Rhythm"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Funkaholic415
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[Request] Tubas and Classic Rock

Every year for the past few years, Iโ€™ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last yearโ€™s music was titled โ€œTubaChristmas in July,โ€ which had โ€œHallelujahโ€ by Pentatonix, โ€œCarol of the Bells,โ€ โ€œYouโ€™re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,โ€ and โ€œHave Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.โ€ This year Iโ€™m about 90% sure weโ€™re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have โ€œBohemian Rhapsodyโ€ by Queen, โ€œPaint It, Blackโ€ by The Rolling Stones, โ€œLivinโ€™ on a Prayerโ€ by Bon Jovi, โ€œDonโ€™t Stop Believinโ€™โ€ by Journey, and some fifth song I havenโ€™t chosen yet (BTW Iโ€™m open to song ideas).

I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesnโ€™t include song names, but you know itโ€™s Christmas music on tubas.

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Got the girl I'm dating

She was telling me about a handbell ensemble she's in, and asked if I was familiar with one of the songs they're practicing.

I said "Hmm... it doesn't ring a bell."

She giggled and said "That's terrible."

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Finally got a laugh out of girlfriend

She was telling she had to hang back after her tap class because "they needed a soprano for singing ensemble".

I said, "Why didn't they give Tony a call?"

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