How did Luke get around while on Endor?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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On Endor, how does a gentleman end a fight?

Ewocs away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TannedCroissant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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How does C3P0 get to the imperial base on Endor?

Ewoks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Give_Me_The_Lute
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How do Jedi get from place to place on Endor?

It's simple, Ewoks around!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kiyohara
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Ewoks aren't meant to be left outside...

...their Endor pets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piggster30
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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My little brother just laid down a perfect dad joke..

My brother and I are watching Star Wars VI. The Rebel Alliance is talking about destroying the shields on the planet Endor. I turn to my brother and ask him, "Isn't Endor the planet with the forests and tall trees?". He grins, turns to me, and says, "No; that's Outdoor". I'm astounded a 12 year old could be so clever.

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Have you ever eaten Wookie steak?

I wouldn't recommend it, way too chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TVFilthyHank
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Why was the ewok so soft-spoken?

He was using his Endor voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tducote337
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Why don't ewoks shout in the house?

Because they only have their Endor voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KayakBassFisher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Ewok moms are always happy with how well behaved their kids are at home.

They are always using their Endor voices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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How the Ewoks manage to sneak up on Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker?

They used their Endor voices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MentatTir
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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Made a french dadjoke with my girlfriend.

French here, so the joke is in french, maybe some will still like it.

Ma copine me dit un soir: "oh merde, Γ§a m'endors !"

J'ai directement rΓ©pondu: "sinon tu peux faire un truc qui te Liechtenstein, ou qui te Monaco.."

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How did Luke get around planet Endor when he crashed his speeder?

.... Ewoked ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msignor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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Ewoks aren’t meant to be left outside....

They’re Endor pets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkythong
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Ewoks aren’t meant to be left outside

They’re Endor pets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Ewoks weren't meant to be left outside

They're Endor pets.

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