Elton Puns

A list of puns related to "Elton"

Elton John hates Iceberg Lettuce

He’s more of a Rocket Man.

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👤︎ u/EvanEFC
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....

"It's a little bit runny".

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👤︎ u/KCL80
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"

He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"

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👤︎ u/SusheeMonster
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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What’s Elton Johns favourite beer?

Amstel standing! (Yeah Yeah Yeah!)

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👤︎ u/wrong-knee-beasley
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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Elton John doesn’t always get high as a kite...

But when he does it’s zero hour 9 am

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👤︎ u/MrFister720
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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I wrote a joke about Elton John

It’s a little bit funny.

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👤︎ u/dave11899
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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Couldn’t find my seat at the Elton John concert

I’m still standing

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👤︎ u/Kah0303
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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Have you heard about Elton John’s new comedy tour?

It’s a little bit funny...

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👤︎ u/kelvintlmactae
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Teenage daughter asked "When is that new Elton John movie coming out?"

I replied "I think it's gonna be a long, long time"

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👤︎ u/ibrentlam
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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I was watching the news with my son and they said that Elton John has put on so much weight recently, he will have to have pants made specially for him...

I chuckled and said, "So now he'll sing, 'Goodbye normal jeans'!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 06 2018
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Why doesn't Elton John like kale?

Because he's a rocketman!

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👤︎ u/zerotwoalpha
📅︎ Apr 12 2015
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Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?

...'cos he's a ROCKET MAN...

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👤︎ u/ipoointhepool
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Elton John doesn’t like iceberg lettuce..

He’s more of a rocket man

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👤︎ u/Kah0303
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend said that they’re gonna meet Elton John soon…

But I think it’s gonna be a long long time

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👤︎ u/lfs42
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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I wrote a joke about Elton John.

It’s a little bit funny.

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👤︎ u/jaredeasley
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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I’ve written a joke about Elton John.

It’s a little bit funny.

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👤︎ u/Budmort
📅︎ May 17 2018
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Why doesn’t Elton John like lettuce?

‘Cause he’s more of a Rocket Man! 😂

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👤︎ u/nCRedditor-21
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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I wrote a joke about Elton John.

It's a little bit funny...

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ May 27 2018
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I've written a joke about Elton John

It's a little bit funny

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👤︎ u/carpet_tart
📅︎ May 20 2018
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