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Dwight Puns

A list of puns related to "Dwight"

Why did Dwight Schrute cross the road?

To BEET the traffic

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👤︎ u/jwv0922
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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Dwight D. Flysenhower. A friend of mine is an artist and created the Prezoodents, puns on presidents and founding fathers. You can find his stuff at prezoodents.com
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👤︎ u/sirgregorio
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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Dwight Schrute with a classic youtube.com/watch?v=unSe7…
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👤︎ u/KrisL9
📅︎ Nov 25 2013
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Dwight is a dad

Watching The Office, and Dwight made a brilliant dad joke. Here, and here are the pictures, and sorry for not linking to imgur.

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👤︎ u/AlterBridgeFan
📅︎ Jun 24 2014
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Dwight makes a dad joke on The Office youtube.com/attribution_l…
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👤︎ u/needuhlife19
📅︎ Nov 11 2013
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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out identity theft is a crime

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👤︎ u/growupyall
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Legoland

The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.

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👤︎ u/ChildfreeAtheist1024
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Lord Of The Rings Book Reference
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👤︎ u/MemeMaker_
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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Need a name for a pet

My friend just got a pet shrew and as everyone knows, pun names for pets are the best but I can't think of any so I need some help Any suggestions are much appreciated

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👤︎ u/Daggerbones8951
📅︎ May 02 2019
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Don't worry, I've got a congealed wepon permit.
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👤︎ u/KajiraVixen
📅︎ Jan 25 2018
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my boss loves to set me up to say the punchline of a great dad-joke

I love my boss... every few months, my boss and i find ourselves in the break room with a couple other people. He will take a sip of his freshly-poured coffee and loudly say, "ugh, this coffee tastes like MUD" ... and then he looks at me expectantly ... and I dutifully reply "that's because it was just GROUND this morning." The other people within earshot hate us when they realize they have been tag-team dad-joked

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👤︎ u/xRVAx
📅︎ Jun 04 2015
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Driving Instructions

So yesterday I was giving my dad directions while he was driving and I told him to take a right at the next light. The street he happened to be turning onto was called Dwight so he answers back:

"At Da wight?"

Yes dad....

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👤︎ u/weramonymous
📅︎ Feb 21 2014
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