C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/VVIIVVI
šŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...

I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
šŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I'll just leave this here
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Unsterbbar
šŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Feminism

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Mogwair
šŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Got my girlfriend on snapchat

I sent this photo of our cat to my girlfriend on snapchat.

http://i.imgur.com/jBdTxEB.jpg

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ToTouchAnEmu
šŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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