A list of puns related to "Durif"
I love how he played on insane betazed and causing trouble on Voyager, such a wonderful actor. Never knew he had an extensive career stretching decades.
Hello,
I recently passed by a YT vid, which contained a bizarre man telling his paranormal story in the interview. The vid is in French unfortunately. Here's the link if you speak French:
http://youtu.be/iZLAthIqUf8
Please take your time to read everything because it's sum real interesting shit.
Here's his story:
His name is Sylvain Durif, the craziest man on earth. He has 3 aliases: Oriana, The Cosmic Christ, The Grand Monarc. In his video he starts:
"My name is Sylvain Durif I will tell you about my life on the frontiers of the paranormal and the ships from Venus."
He is then asked:"You say that there is an underground lifeform in the cosmos."
-"Yes, the live in Cities of Light, I can state you some like Telos, under Mount Shasta (WHICH IS MOUNT CHILIAD) and Shambhala in Tibet."
Now, Shambhala is Buddhist Mythology which couldn't really be our case here. About Telos: Here we go:
Mount Shasta is one of the seven sacred mountains of our planet. The legend of the mountain includes stories about angels, spirit-guides, UFOs, extraterrestrials, and great masters. Lemurians allegedly live in the underground city of Telos, This city serves as an inter-planetary and inter-dimensional portal. Telos is also called "The Crystal City of Light of the Seven Rays."
Telos is a large city about 1.5 million inhabitants. The city exists in a dome. Its size is two miles in depth and 1.5 miles in area. Telos means "communication with spirit." Its language is Solar Maru, the root language for Sanskrit and Hebrew. The average height of its people is 6.5 to 7.5 feet."Bigfoots? The people of Telos live long lives. Many are thousands of years old but look thirty or forty. Telos has a King named Ra and a Queen called Ramu Mu. A council of twelve that is composed of six men and women governs the city. . There is no money system as all the inhabitants basic needs are cared for. They use barter to exchange luxury goods. Their predominant spiritual activity is Ascension (Enlightenment?) that involves visiting different dimensions, particularly moving from the third to the fifth dimension and is learned in temple training.
Telos is a technologically advanced civilization. They have a remarkable transportation system. The inner-city transportation is composed of elevators and electromagnetic sleds. The people of Telos travel between other underground cities on an electromagnetic subway that moves at 3,000 miles per hour. Telos is a member of the Confederation
... keep reading on reddit β‘I emailed the tasting room, they don't have it online but say I can order by phone and it is $50. That's a bit more than I'd want to spend without having a wine from them and hearing mixed reviews but I am intrigued by this bottle so has anyone ever had it and can recommend it is worth giving a shot? I like bold reds and have been enjoying CdP, GSM, BDX style etc. for a while but I can get quite a nice or a few decent bottles for that price. Thanks in advance
Anyone know any French producers available in the states that make a 100% Petite Sirah/Durif. I know the grape isn't loved in France but I'd love to compare them to the great wines the the USA.
also prefer it to have medium to low tannins. i'm in canada so if its available at LCBO that would be great.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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