Don’t feel bad when your phone changes “fucking” to “ducking”
It’s still fowl language.
Ducking Hilarious Dad Joke
How did the duck fail to rob a bank? It couldn't quack the safe!
Autocorrect changes "fucking" to "ducking" because it knows you want to use fowl language.
It was suggested I post here.
The reason why your phone autocorrects to “ducking” is because robots
Wish these physicists would stop ducking around
Give me your best duck puns
I live for them, they quack me up. Give me what y'all got >:)
Duck puns
I may be a goose, but I sure am quackers
A duck walks into a drugstore to pick up a prescription. The pharmacist asks him,
"Cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Nah....Just put it on my bill!"
What’s the worst part about going out to eat duck?
Why does a duck have feathers?
To cover up its buttQUACK
Why did the duck go to jail?
Got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks....
I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him.
I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink, and asks for the check.
We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!
How does a duck find a wife?
Mallarder bride...
Love and New Balance shoes,
Dad
What is a duck's favorite part of the news?
Why did the duck say it went to wehab?
I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him...
My fault for getting one that’s pure bread.
Why did the farmer buy a cow and a duck? 👨🌾🐄🦆
He wanted milk and quackers!
What do you see when a duck bends over?
The police arrested a duck.
How do you call a duck that does drugs?
How do you turn a duck into a popstar?
Heat it in the microwave 'til it's Bill Withers
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
A chicken and a duck are stood by a road
Chicken clucks to his friend "don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!"
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night.
i feel bad for the ducks in the frozen pond
luckily there’s a quack in the ice
Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
What did the duck say when earth started shaking?
Ducks are taller than we think.
They're just ducking around.
What does a subatomic duck say?
What do you call a duck that steals?
What are ducks favourite t.v. programmes ?
What's a ducks favorite drug?
My dog kept getting bit by a duck at the park today...
It's probably my fault because he's pure bred (pure bread).
What do avocado-loving ducks say?
What’s a duck’s favourite drug?
Why did the police officer arrest a duck?
The duck was selling quack
Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.
My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.
So proud of my 3 year old daughter... her first dad joke. “Hey Dad, why did the duck cross the road?”
Because the chicken had the day off.
Neither my wife or I have any idea where she heard this. And she isn’t divulging her sources. Hilarious.
Edit: The first joke she’s told in general. And happened to be a dad joke. :-)
I need duck puns
I’m going to be a duck for holloween I need some duck puns please help
I need duck puns for the love of god
I need as many duck puns as you guys can give me.
My marketing class is doing a fundraiser for the girls basketball team and it involves chucking rubber ducks.
The event is called chuck a duck and I need as many punny ideas to photoshop into posters as possible.
Also historic events that replace people with rubber ducks helps too.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
Got chucked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks...
Why did the ducks eat the dog?
Because it was pure bread
Why does a duck have tail-feathers?
Why does a duck have feathers?
What does a subatomic duck say?
What do you call a crazy duck?
What did the chicken say to the duck at the side of the road?
DON'T, you'll never hear the end of it
I need duck puns! Right now! Please help!
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