Bounty Paper Towels has introduced a drone which will retrieve a TV remote from anywhere in your house...

It’s the β€œClicker Picker Upper.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Don't ever try to explain drones to the elderly

It just goes right over their heads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?

They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandCrimped
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A drone is flying over my city

I bet it is doing a CT scan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbsxact7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My neighbor drones on and on about his notoriously unreliable Swedish sports car...

It seems like a great big Saab story to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.

But it’s definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".

I just call it a Rowbot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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i was piloting a drone and had it going east. so i turned it 90Β°...

it all went south from there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielpatters22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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The last drone strike was brutal

They stopped working for a month

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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One time my cat chased down a drone and brought it to me. The drone's owner accused me of theft. In my defense, I said it wasn't stolen...

...it was purr-chased

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Apparently you can now place an order with your local bakery and have it delivered to you via drone...

Sounds like pie in the sky to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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First Drones, now this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkherozero
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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Taking a UAV drone flying course.

This stuff is way over my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmacker14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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I tried to start a drone business recently...

We just couldn't get it off the ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rawbeenhood
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Drone Bees

A male drone bee ejaculates with such force it causes his genitals to explode, resulting in his death.

One such bee, upon learning of this, took a vow of celibacy and swore off sex forever.

When news reached the queen she scoffed and said "How very unbecoming of him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necromundus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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Unintentional from futurology article on 2015 key technologies to look out for: "The commercial drone industry ...

... is still struggling to get off the ground."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dplhollands
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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Where did the witchy drones head to as the flood waters rose?

The ark of the coven ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandysingssongs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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What's an unmanned military drone in Boston called?

Robot in da skies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FyreFlu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2015
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Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today.

But it’s definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree isn’t my least favorite thing.

But it’s definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree is not my least favorite thing.

But it’s definitely up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My toy drone just got stuck in a tree. It’s not the least favorite thing that happened to me today,..

but it is definitely up there .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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