My nudist friend does not like putting on clothes, but will angrily comply with dress code requirements...

He's a cross dresser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Dress code
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hwhouston517
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Strict dress code
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What's the dress code?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luccebest1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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A construction worker goes to a fancy restaurant and his a dress code problem.

The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:

Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.

The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.

Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.

The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.

Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.

The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.

Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.

Just don't try to start something....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinnieTheEeyore
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petey_Yum_Yum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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It's dress code.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpenSourcePro
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pun420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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A lawyer broke the courtroom dress code.

It resulted in a law suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
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A robber breaks into a bank

When he arrives he sees the security guard at his desk, sobbing

β€œI c-can’t believe the boss forgot my b-b-birthday”

Seeing this opportunity, the thief sneaks round to the back steals the security codes and goes to access the vault.

Unfortunately for the thief, the head of the bank was busy giving a tour to some possible investors and is at the vault.

Upon seeing the thief (who is stupidly dressed in horizontal black and white stripes) he exclaims, β€œHOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY!!?!”

To which the thief replies, β€œYou let your guard down”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNewMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I was invited to a fancy dress party with the theme of characters who find a magic lamp

I wasn't told the dress code so I wasn't Aladdin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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About my girlfriend's dress

We were talking about the dress she was wearing at dinner.

Me: "this is a cute lil number, did you wear it to work?"

Her: "no, we can't wear dresses, it's dress code"

Me: "seems more like an anti-dress code"

She told me to get out :)

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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