Haram Puns

A list of puns related to "Haram"

A Muslim woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said...

"That's Haram, bae."

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👤︎ u/anjelloe
📅︎ Aug 07 2016
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I'm a Muslim man dating an atheist woman

She's my haram bae

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👤︎ u/rvermilion
📅︎ Aug 24 2016
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If a Muslim dates someone outside their religion,

Does that mean they have a Haram Bae?

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👤︎ u/Aptom_4
📅︎ Aug 10 2017
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A Muslim friend of mine kept dating a gorilla even though her parents told her bestiality is forbidden.

He's her Haram bae

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👤︎ u/JonSnowsGhost
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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