Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood Puns

Don't be a _______ in south central while drinking your juice in the hood.

And to all a good night...please remember you CAN live, eat, drink and be merry while you have Invisalign! You will not derail your treatment if you don’t wear them the prescribed amount a few days throughout your treatment. It’s ok to enjoy those holiday cookies, booze, and whatever else you want!

Hey Y’all, don’t forget to go outside and get a daily dose of Vitamin D in these quarentine-filled days! Your milk drinking will all be for nothing if you can’t absorb the calcium for those S T R O N K bones

Anyone else tried Lexapro with alcohol? I don’t feel the alcohol anymore while on Lexapro. It’s like drinking water. No dizziness, no nothing. It’s weird. I need to drink a lot more to feel something. What’s your experience with alcohol?

If you don't like pulp in your orange juice, you could just grow your mustache out to the point where it naturally filters it out as you drink.

[WP] You've fallen asleep while playing your favorite classic video game after a really long day. You wake up but you've been trapped in the game. As you adjust to your new reality you hear the voice of an evil narrator say that if you don't win the game you'll be trapped in this world forever.

Anyone feel straight up not the same since Juice passed? I feel like life has shifted in a way. I don’t know if I’m just shell shocked this happened or could happen because of how positive he was or what. Like a week before his passing I was just telling someone how he’d be the one to survive😔999💔

I got some Central Asian nuts. A while later these little bugs started to crawl out. Does someone know them? They don't seem to be able to fly.

LPT: Instead of setting your coffee/personal effects on top of your car while you get in, set them on the hood. You’ll be much less likely to forget about them before you drive off.

Not my dog but I wanted to help. Thought to be in the Bend/central Oregon area. Please keep an eye out and contact them with any information. They've been searching for him for 2 years after a horrific accident on Mt. Hood, more info on thier facebook page.

im reading that i shouldn’t make matters of the south node house central in my life, but i have a few planets there. how might i be able to live out my soul’s purpose in this lifetime?

Hey guys I’m in a really tight place rn I don’t have time for lemon juice extraction need to stay up to get a ton of work done and I was just wondering how big of a rush am I taking by just eating the cotton. If it’s too risky will using it as an inhailer keep me awake? Thanks for your time

Get it through your thick skull, if you have younger siblings and you move out keep in contact and organise get togethers. You don't want the next get together to be an event such as a wedding if your family hasn't heard from you for a while, Einstein.

Drinking game: While watching shows such as South Park or The Eric Andre Show, take a shot every time Jeremy says “sorry, you can’t watch this” or “you’re not mature enough to watch this,” or something to that effect

Finally got my falcon king! So ready to try this compared to a prince tank I’ve had forever. Currently juiced my coil and letting it sit in the tank full of juice to be extra sure I don’t mess it up and burn it first hit lmao. Any one try this juice before? It was in sale so I got it

y'all be scared to moan in your girls ear while I'm like "I'm trying my best, please don't leave me for a showerhead"

“Live life to the fullest... but don’t drink alcohol and don’t use spices or condiments in your food... also don’t be too loud.”

[South/Central Texas] Used copper mesh & duct tape to temporarily fix a mouse hole. This guy tried coming in & got tangled. Couldn't look at belly scales at all, or head shape well, my normal check-firsts, and anxious about it being venomous. Doesnt look like the nons i usually see around the yard.

You are feeling bad while looking at your friends who are in a relationship not because you don't like them being in a relationship but because you see the difference in personality and overall charm between you and them, causing you to see what an unnatractive piece of shit you are.

TIL There are hardly any publishing houses devoted to African languages while prizes given to promote African literature have the condition that the writers don’t write in African languages. South Africa is one of the few countries where publishers are committed to publishing African languages readafricanbooks.com/opin…

I’m a new shopper. 4 days old to be exact & have a LOT to learn. Do you include cash tips while filing your taxes or just the ones you’re given through the app. This is my first contracted job, I’ve never did my tax before 😂 I don’t have this problem at my full time job.

do you guys remember tooth decay from one of those early south park episodes? well i believe that tooth decay should be added as a legendary tank card maybe in SPPD. granted, i don’t have a design for a card to model him, but i think this would be a really good add to the game.

In the same interview where Giannis talked about teaming up with his brothers, he also said this about staying in Milwaukee: “But why not? I’m a guy that wants to be with a team for a while. As long as we’re winning. And we’re winning so far, so I don’t think anything’s gone change.” usatoday.com/videos/sport…

I gotta admit, the beta looked much better than what we have now. I just don’t like the blue lighting while customizing your guns. For example, there be a blue lighting shining on you gun and it’s kinda hard to tell what you’re seeing. What are your thoughts?

Vanity Publishing Scam – Soul Central Magazine Who wouldn’t want to be featured on the front cover of a GLOBAL PUBLICATION?? With a photo shoot and article? Yours for only $1500! What do you get for your money? Placement in a trashy online magazine that has a readership of zero

Hey hydro homies, so a bit of context for my current situation. I've been fasting for the past 4 months, drinking nothing but water, but today it changed. While talking to guests at my house, I forgot about my sacred fast, and accidentally consumed grapefruit juice. All i ask is forgiveness.

What a beautiful world we live in - Stalking software is 'on the rise'. "Tips to avoid being victimised: Don’t leave device unattended. Ditch fingerprintlock - a partner can use your print while you sleep. Add security app- antivirus software can also detect spyware and remove it" bbc.com/news/technology-5…

The Hoatzin is such a bizarre and unique bird that it almost has to be seen to be believed. Fortunately, seeing the Hoatzin is not difficult, as it is widespread in the lowlands of northern and central South America, and is fairly common throughout much of this region