A list of puns related to "Dogging"
So I have this app that is centered around dogs. I'm introducing a level system with 7 levels and need clever dog pun names for each level. I have a list here of the gist of what the levels should mean, but they are too boring as of now. Would love to see your pun skills at work!
Thanks! :)
a friend's text to me: I have eaten three mini hot dogs
my response: Frankly, that sounds delicious
I declare you the weiner of the food contest
I hope you dance your buns off
I relish the opportunity to ketchup at a later date
I feel like I could have done more - any other good ones out there?
So this girl Iβve been seeing for a while was at my place. She made a comment about how difficult a dogs life must be... I said βyea, itβs a rough life!β And proceeded to make three or four mor dog puns.
She walks to the Christmas tree, grabs a candy cane and throws it at me (all with a straight face).
Thinking she was mad, I asked what that was for.
She looks up, smiles, and says βIt was your punish-mint.β
Funniest horse puns and jokes
A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. The landlord says: βHey, weβve got a whisky named after you.β The horse replies: βWhat, George?β
A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink. βEveninββ says the barman, βwhy the long face?β
A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar. The doorman says: βWait you canβt come in here without a tie.βThe horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.He goes back in and says to the barman: βThis alright?β The barman says: βHmm, okβ¦ but donβt be starting anything.β
A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness. He downs the lot and says to the barman: βI shouldnβt really be drinking this with what Iβve got?β βWhy, what have you got?β βAbout Β£2 and a carrot.β
Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside Whatβs a horseβs favourite TV show? Neighbours
A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. βWill I be able to race this horse again?,β he asks The vet replies: βOf course you will, and youβll probably win!β
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
A dead horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
βIβm sorry, sir,β says the barman. βWe donβt serve spirits..
A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. βExcuse me, good sir,β the horse says, βare you hiring?β The manager looks the horse up and down and says, βSorry, pal. Why donβt you try the circus?β The horse nickers. βWhy would the circus need a bartender?β
Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.
What did the horse say when it fell? βIβve fallen and I canβt giddyup!β
Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible? The horseβs name was Friday.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!
What did the horse say when it fell? Iβve fallen and I canβt giddyup!
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? Why the long face?
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bo
... keep reading on reddit β‘...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling π³ '
Thank you for the awards
But today he ran over 5 Miles
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
Ruff.
When they could be called subwoofers
Then I realised, it was on paws.
But cats-can.
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
Hailing taxis.
A labracadabrador!
Bork Bork Bork
Itd be funnier if you were a dog, trust me
The outside
I guess he has really good taste in footwear.
She said, βQuit trying to make βfetchβ happen.β
Purrrgatory
He's a got a faux pas now
Iβd hate for anything to happen to the dog.
All she does is paws and unpaws.
Because they're good buoys.
Roofing
When he goes to the bathroom it could spell trouble.
Spot
Doesnβt matter they wonβt come anyway.
she's a lot of bark
It was a shitzu
A cathastrophy
Because they have two left feet
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
It was really hard but I managed to mustard all the courage to do so
He got tired.
Hit the paws button
Moosh
I said, "I didn't know he could!"
I said βI didnβt know he could.β
βDidn't even know he played cricket" I replied
Ruff.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
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