Dinaric Puns

A list of puns related to "Dinaric"

Can't take a girl out to eat in Kuwait!

Why? The dinar is too expensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tensaisenpai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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Why was the Iraqi restaurant so popular?

They were serving breakfast, lunch, and dinars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimiSplendrix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2021
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King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites.

His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.

Desperate, he went to Croesus the pawnbroker to ask for a loan. Croesus said, β€œI’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.” β€œBut I paid a million dinars for it,” the King protested. β€œDon’t you know who I am? I am the king!”

Croesus replied, β€œWhen you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2021
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A man from Bahrain was so hungry, he could have eaten American currency...

But he exchanged it and had his dinar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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