Diamond cut Puns

A list of puns related to "Diamond cut"

The people that invented laser diamond cutting are addicted to crystal math
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👤︎ u/amishrakefight1
📅︎ Oct 16 2014
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Husband told me he'd gotten me a 14-carat diamond. Sigh.
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👤︎ u/Pargsnip
📅︎ Sep 11 2017
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What do you call an easily breakable diamond?

A frajewel

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👤︎ u/XX_RedSpace_xX
📅︎ May 03 2019
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Dadjoked by my friends Dad

So my friends and I go out to Dairy Queen and get one of those ice cream cakes in the shape of a pizza. We get home and struggle to cut this diamond of a treat and my friends dad comes over and says:

"Do you boys need a hand? Cutting this should be a pizza cake"

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👤︎ u/BurningGarbage
📅︎ Jul 27 2014
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