My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
The people that invented laser diamond cutting are addicted to crystal math
Husband told me he'd gotten me a 14-carat diamond. Sigh.
What do you call an easily breakable diamond?
A frajewel
Dadjoked by my friends Dad
So my friends and I go out to Dairy Queen and get one of those ice cream cakes in the shape of a pizza. We get home and struggle to cut this diamond of a treat and my friends dad comes over and says:
"Do you boys need a hand? Cutting this should be a pizza cake"
