Diamond Ring Puns

A list of puns related to "Diamond Ring"

I bought my wife a Diamond ring

“You told me she wanted a car” my friend replies

“Yeah, I know but where would I find a Fake car” I said

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👤︎ u/crazyfortaco
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Just bought a diamond ring for the Wife from a green Leprechaun. I dunno...

...Think I was sold a sham rock.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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One Carrat Diamond Ring
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👤︎ u/Emotional_Plenty
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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I asked my wife if she'd like a new Diamond Ring to celebrate our Anniversary

"Nothing would make me happier!" She replied

- So I got her nothing

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👤︎ u/angster001
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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I went to get a diamond ring for my fiancee,

But I got thirsty and instead I got de Beers.

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👤︎ u/woyteck
📅︎ Jun 06 2017
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Husband told me he'd gotten me a 14-carat diamond. Sigh.
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👤︎ u/Pargsnip
📅︎ Sep 11 2017
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