You would think that a snail without a shell would move that bit faster..?

but it's actually more sluggish..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?

A taxi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
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Regarding the museum.

As my dad was driving me to college we saw a sign called the Havre De Grace Decoy Museum. My dad asks me, "If that is the decoy museum, where is the real one?!

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