A list of puns related to "Debris"
With a vacuum cleaner.
There's already a vacuum out there.
Debris was everywhere.
...there was nothing left but, debris.
she'd be Debris Larson.
Debris was everywhere.
Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."
Eventually we drifted apart.
There was so much deBrie
All that was left was de Brie.
There was nothing left but de Brie.
All that was left was debris.
(Works better read out loud)
Three of the zoo employees were rushed to hospital with turd debris burns
"Hey look, it's space debrie!"
......everything was covered in debris
He suffered from turd debris burns.
An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years. He'd had many bees he gave names to, like Buzz or Stripe or Sting. He got a kick out of naming them and he would spend hours with them crawling on his hands, looking at them, holding them gently and humming little songs.
One year, the hive had a new queen, and she was the most magnificent thing he'd ever seen. He usually gave them clever names like Honey, but this one was just too gorgeous for that. He named her Beauty, and he would hum to her everyday as the sun went down.
One day, during a particularly beautiful sunset, the old man was watching his queen as she peddled around in the palm of his hand, singing to her gently, when a gust of wind suddenly blew some debris toward his face. Without thinking, he reacted, moving his hands fast toward his face, and smashed the queen right into his own eye. And so I guess what they say is true, Beauty really is in the eye of the bee holder.
A few people suffered from turd debris burns.
But all I had was debrie.
Mum: Look at all that debris out there it's crazy
Dad: the police were actually down at the park over there
Mum: really?!
Dad: yeah, it was special branch
So my friend was burning off yard trash (controlled burn...put away your pitchforks reddit) from the lot he recently had cleared during the day. I show up at his place in the evening and we go outside to see how much debris was left. He pokes some of it with a stick and hears a hard glass sound and says, "What the heck is that?!" I lean down to look at it and reply, "I think it's petrified wood....but I have no idea what scared it." He rolled his eyes, and his 16 year old daughter laughed her ass off.
So I was picking up my girlfriend from class. (We live in South Florida so they alway have these vacuum trucks sucking out the debris in sewer drains to keep them clear when random tsunamis happen for 3.2 seconds at a time.) She looks at the truck and says "I would hate that job!" I responded with... "Yeah, it must suck." I think I laughed harder than she did but it made my day.
While driving into Phoenix, Arizona from Flagstaff, my SO pointed out an area of road that was flooded yesterday due to the monsoon rainstorms. Looking at the crew that was cleaning up the debris from the road, I simply said, "Damn."
She replied, "Yeah, they could have used one.
She was played by Debris Larson.
It was Parmageddon,all the was left was debrie
Its was at a cheese factory, deBrie was everywhere.
Debrie was everywhere!
Debrie was everywhere
All that was left was debris
All that was left was debris.
Three of the employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns.
There was deBRIE everywhere.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.