How did the astronaut clean up the space debris?

With a vacuum cleaner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacos-ego
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Why is space debris a problem?

There's already a vacuum out there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biotot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.

Debris was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathto2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

...there was nothing left but, debris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparabola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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If Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos...

she'd be Debris Larson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negative_Integer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Have you heard of the cheese factory that burned down?

Debris was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReddMcNaughton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Priorities during a tornado

Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyJV
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I lived in a houseboat for a while, and started seeing the girl next door.

Eventually we drifted apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Did u hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

There was so much deBrie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenAppleTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory.

All that was left was de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moxoria
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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How you doing?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sproclo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

All that was left was debris.

(Works better read out loud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luceario
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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A monkey was arrested today when he started throwing feces at zoo employees

Three of the zoo employees were rushed to hospital with turd debris burns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tubbybutters
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Two astronauts spot some cheese floating around...

"Hey look, it's space debrie!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistakenlysimple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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A cheese lorry just crashed on the motorway......

......everything was covered in debris

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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A zoo employee was injured when a monkey threw flaming poo at him.

He suffered from turd debris burns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years.

An old beekeeper had been raising bees for years. He'd had many bees he gave names to, like Buzz or Stripe or Sting. He got a kick out of naming them and he would spend hours with them crawling on his hands, looking at them, holding them gently and humming little songs.

One year, the hive had a new queen, and she was the most magnificent thing he'd ever seen. He usually gave them clever names like Honey, but this one was just too gorgeous for that. He named her Beauty, and he would hum to her everyday as the sun went down.

One day, during a particularly beautiful sunset, the old man was watching his queen as she peddled around in the palm of his hand, singing to her gently, when a gust of wind suddenly blew some debris toward his face. Without thinking, he reacted, moving his hands fast toward his face, and smashed the queen right into his own eye. And so I guess what they say is true, Beauty really is in the eye of the bee holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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A monkey at the zoo set poop on fire and start throwing it.

A few people suffered from turd debris burns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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I wanted to cook something after my house burned down

But all I had was debrie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MosesNemo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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My dad comes out with this cracker while Scotland is facing extreme winds..

Mum: Look at all that debris out there it's crazy

Dad: the police were actually down at the park over there

Mum: really?!

Dad: yeah, it was special branch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broonyin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Burning Wood

So my friend was burning off yard trash (controlled burn...put away your pitchforks reddit) from the lot he recently had cleared during the day. I show up at his place in the evening and we go outside to see how much debris was left. He pokes some of it with a stick and hears a hard glass sound and says, "What the heck is that?!" I lean down to look at it and reply, "I think it's petrified wood....but I have no idea what scared it." He rolled his eyes, and his 16 year old daughter laughed her ass off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacknight75
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2014
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That job sucks

So I was picking up my girlfriend from class. (We live in South Florida so they alway have these vacuum trucks sucking out the debris in sewer drains to keep them clear when random tsunamis happen for 3.2 seconds at a time.) She looks at the truck and says "I would hate that job!" I responded with... "Yeah, it must suck." I think I laughed harder than she did but it made my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddwood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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My girlfriend is a dad

While driving into Phoenix, Arizona from Flagstaff, my SO pointed out an area of road that was flooded yesterday due to the monsoon rainstorms. Looking at the crew that was cleaning up the debris from the road, I simply said, "Damn."

She replied, "Yeah, they could have used one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herbertvacuum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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Captain Marvel got snapped by Thanos.

She was played by Debris Larson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Negative_Integer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

It was Parmageddon,all the was left was debrie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuccYaNan69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Did you hear about the explosion in France?

Its was at a cheese factory, deBrie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th4t0n3dud3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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[FIXED] Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?

Debrie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TippTop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I was in a cheese factory explosion today

Debrie was everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pluto___
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?

All that was left was debris

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sOy_nUt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Did you hear about the Belgian Cheese factory that burned down?

All that was left was debris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryden22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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A monkey was arrested today when he started throwing feces at zoo employees.

Three of the employees were rushed to the hospital with turd debris burns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What happened when the cheese factory exploded

There was deBRIE everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princetoblerone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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