I tried to warn my son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out of the other.
Danger Noodle pun *hisssss* 🐍
I was looking for danger but I couldn't find any.
Turns out safety search was on.
I bought a book about the dangers of deforestation.
The first page says, “You’re not helping!”
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
For sale: Book titled "The Dangers of Materialism"
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
Warned my son about the dangers of drugs today. Told him a story about a girl I knew who went crazy from doing mushrooms all the time. Surprised, he asked, "Really?" I replied, "Yes, absolutely true."
"She became a little spore addict."
A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:
'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'
What's a skeleton's favorite type of danger?
Watch out! r/puns is in danger
r/punpatrol
r/punKGB
r/Pun_Internal_Affairs
r/punspecialforces
These are the names of our oppressors! There may be more, but they are our greatest threat. They are currently amassing an army to try to end puns as we know it.
If we are to save this beautiful form of our language, than we must unite! We must not divide ourselves by titles, but unite ourselves as punners!
They plan on eradicating all puns by going to the source, the pun user. Are we to let ourselves be undermined by those who think they are better than us? Are we to let ourselves and all future generations be banned from puns? If you say no, then join in the revolt
##VIVA LA R/PUNS
What do the US president's bodyguards say to him when he's in danger?
I went to karaoke last night. I sang Danger Zone five times, but they wouldn’t let me do it for a sixth time.
They said I had to many Loggins attempts.
Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.
How do electricians warn each other about dangers on the job?
"Careful: this mega hurts"
When I told my girlfriend of the dangers of overtweezing...
Where's the danger?
What is the biggest danger during a thrift store fire?
Secondhand smoke.
Thank you. I will gladly accept all the goodwill you wish to impart.
I was talking about the dangers of the web with my son. He says, “Don’t worry dad, I know all about the dark web!”
I then asked him, “Well how do you get there? I’ve tried turning off the lights and everything.”
I just published a book on The Dangers of Overreacting.
If you guys don’t buy it, I’ll burn everything down.
I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.
They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.
People who robbed the tombs of Pharos really put themselves in grave danger.
I'm sure this has been said before but it just came to my mind.
Did you hear the one about the brave bird that never flew from danger?
Democrats claiming counterfeit Viagra out of China is a danger to our democracy.
Apparently, they are trying to influence our erections.
I know the dangers of lawnmowers first hand
Or should I say first foot?
I was in my backyard in the hot tub last night enjoying the views of the incoming lightning storm not thinking of the danger.
And then it struck me....
Have you seen the movie about the dangers of smoking?
There should be a Network Television show to inform teens about the dangers of unprotected sex.
They can call it "Genital Hospital".
I'm starting a new hip hop group that raps about the dangers of psychedelic drugs
It's going to be called "Run-DMT"
The Secret Service no longer yell "Get down" when the President is in danger...
They yell "Donald, duck!"
So I was talking to my mom about the dangers of constipation
Me: You know, constipation has killed people.
Dad: Yeah, but those people just don't give a shit!
sigh
Oliver was in danger...
A dad with his last son Oliver were in danger
Dad told Oliver to hide and then he told him
"I'll pick you up when it's oliver"
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I'm actually sorry for that pun
I know it was terrible
I'll see myself out
I tried to warn my now deceased son about the dangers of Russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out of the other.
Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.
I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times...
Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.
I was kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Highway To The Danger Zone 3 times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts I guess.
I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times
I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.
Just got kicked out of karaoke for singing Danger Zone three times in a row ...
... they said it was too many Loggins attempts.
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