A guy asks a girl to go to a dance.
She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally, he gets his suit. HeΒ decides to buy flowers, so he goesΒ to the flower shop. The flower shopΒ has a long line, so he waits and waits, untilΒ he finally buys flowers. He picks up the girlΒ and they go to the dance. There is a long lineΒ into the dance, so they wait and wait. Finally,Β they get into the dance, and the guy offersΒ to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch,Β so he goes to the drink table, and there isΒ no punch line.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?
Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...
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︎ Jul 05 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jul 03 2020
(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Never been more proud
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︎ Jun 12 2020
What is a person who dances nimbly in the phalanx? A Hoplite.
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︎ May 29 2020
What was the hit dance of 1776?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What do you call it when you dance to a Cardi B song in zumba class?
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︎ May 15 2020
If you dance with someone who's 6 feet away, you can call it Social disDancing.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
What do you call it when a pair of tropical birds do a French dance?
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︎ May 15 2020
Passing the time in quarantine teaching the cat to dance...
Waste of time turns out hes got two left feet.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What is a cows dance steps called?
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︎ May 10 2020
What kind of dance do buns do?
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I like interpretive dance.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Why didnβt the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Anyone can dance on the ceiling...
If they just stick to it.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Whatβs the best kind of booze if you want to dance all night long?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Who did the zombie take to the dance?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
I've always found the claim that rapping to dance music isn't rap music...
... to be hip-hop-critical
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︎ Jan 06 2020
"Hey Siri, what's dance-fighting?"
"It's fighting, with extra steps."
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Where do hamburgers go to dance?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
If Apple owned a dance stadium, would it be called the MacArena?
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Just a little gui...dance.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I met my wife at a dance
I thought she was at home with the kids?
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Just found a club where people dance to pop music
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Did you hear about the oyster that over did it on the dance floor?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
the chicken dance is seductive and sexy...
it is... po-ultry in motion
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︎ Nov 25 2019
My Latin wife dances a lot as she keeps the floors clean...
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Why do square dances never seem to finish?
Because they are not well rounded
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︎ Dec 07 2019
What do programmers dance to?
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Why didn't the Butterfly go to the dance?
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︎ Oct 07 2019
I never expected the vintage movie I was watching to end with everyone doing a dance popular in the early 60s which is inspired by rock and roll.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
A cannibal was walking through the jungle when he came to a clearing and saw a freshly killed elephant lying down with a pygmy standing on top of it, brandishing a big stick and doing a victory dance.
"Have you just killed that elephant?" asked the cannibal.
"Yes," replied the pygmy, "I did it with my club."
"Wow," replied the cannibal. "You must have a really big club!"
"Yes, there are about forty of us!"
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︎ Aug 04 2019
What's a cows favorite dance move?
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︎ Oct 26 2019
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Whenever a Polish person dances...
wouldn't it technically be Pole dancing?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
When does a farmer dance?
After someone drops a beet.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Instructor: Welcome to Salsa Class. Let's learn how to dance.
Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There's been a misunderstanding.
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︎ Jun 22 2019
Why does erosion love to dance?
Because it enjoys breaking it down!
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︎ Oct 01 2019
My dad taught his homing pigeons to dance to rap music.
Now they're homie pigeons.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Everyone has heard this at least once lol.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
My wife dances like she makes love
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Why can't men on Viagra dance?
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︎ Jul 21 2019
What's a nacho's favorite dance?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Puns for a dance proposal
Iβm asking a friend to a school dance and I wanted to make it muffin themed (itβs an inside joke) but I donβt know how to make a pun with a muffin to ask her out. I mean weβre both friends, girls, not gay but I wanted to ask her for the fun of it :) so can anyone think of a muffin pun?
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︎ Jan 24 2019
What do you call a bear that does pole dance?
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︎ May 04 2019
'So you think you can dance Canada' missed a great opportunity to call themselves 'So you think you Canadance'
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︎ Jan 06 2019
Every time I visit my friend, he insists that we only listen to electronic dance music.
He wouldnβt techno for an answer.
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︎ Jul 07 2018
Do you think 70's dance moves will ever come back into style?
Well...I know The Sprinkler will always come back around.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
What does Soulja Boy say when he dance-steps in a turd?
"Now watch me EEUUUGHH"
[literally just came up with this, please tell me if it's been done]
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Why did the broom win the dance off?
He swept away the competition.
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︎ Aug 21 2018
Whatβs Grandmaβs favorite dance music?
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︎ Apr 30 2019
What is a noodles favorite dance move?
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︎ Mar 05 2019
What is Stephen Kingβs favorite dance move?
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︎ Jan 19 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jun 04 2020
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jun 12 2020
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ May 19 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
My 9 yr old came up with it all by himself.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
How do you make a hankie dance ?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Why can't dogs dance?
Because they have two left feet.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Can you do the elevator dance?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Feb 22 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
How do make a kleenex dance
Put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jan 06 2020
How do you make a hankie dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Where do hamburgers go to dance?
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︎ Nov 14 2019
How do you make a hankie dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone?
Because he had no 'body' to go with
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︎ Aug 09 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Why couldn't the skelaton dance?
He had no body to dance with..
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︎ Jul 19 2019
(This one's a classic) How do you make a tissue dance?
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︎ Aug 30 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
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︎ Jun 02 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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