Just think what alcohol can do!
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
I told him that President Trump gets tested every day!
debillatated
I think he might be getting a big lump sum.
"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"
They were charged with re-belling.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
Thats the last time I use Tide
But I don't owe anything; it was on the house.
I agreed with him that it was totally unreasonable. It should be spring damage.
Because it is a lighter punch.
http://imgur.com/hTIWTOD
But damage to the V8 can make you a vegetable.
It had to wear a pod cast.
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
It was a hard drive.
...yeah, I went back for seconds.
Unstable.
Fair play have to hand it to him.. he got me.
She did not hold Up well.
My 15yr old son picked up the first bag, which had a long vegetable sticking out and said "I've found the leek, dad."
Proud dad moment.
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
You use a pumpkin patch.
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
My grandad always hated the milkman. Every time the guy limped up to the door (he’d had his foot damaged in the war) to drop off our delivery grandad would always grumble and mutter. I asked the old man what he had against the milkman. I never got a good answer.
It wasn’t until years later that I figured out that grandad was just lack toes intolerant.
Nothing too serious, just some miner damage
I was ecstatic, I’ve always wanted to know how to play.
Patient: “Is that true, or are you just pulling my leg?”
He is 3 years old, blue eyes, blonde hair...
The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.
The damage appears to B Minor
I can't tell you how upset i am
I wanted to make a sign that said "YOU & ME". So, I ordered some big metal letters.
When they arrived, the box was very damaged. I checked if everything was there, but the iron E was lost on me.
Back in the before times, when sit-down restaurants existed, I used to order boneless cheese sticks and would just throw the word "boneless" in front of any appetizer with 100% corniness. The purpose of this isn't to make a good joke. It's not a good joke. The purpose is to make my dining companions catch some cringe splash damage and want to crawl into a hole and die out of embarrassment for my being horribly corny.
But there is a real, deeper purpose that I've discovered entirely by accident. People, especially young people, are so self-conscious and worried about saying or doing something embarrassing that it taints a lot of social gatherings. They go to a restaurant and are afraid to speak up even when their order is blatantly wrong. They'll tip well even when the food took an hour to arrive and the server has disappeared into the corn stalks behind a baseball field. It takes 2 hours of hanging out together before some friends finally stop nitpicking themselves, uncomfortable in their own bodies and brains, feeling perpetually judged, and begin to relax. These are the kinds of people who go to sleep every night replaying cringey moments from high school. Their last thought of the day is when the Burger King girl said, "Enjoy your meal!" and they said, "Thanks, you too."
It takes 2 hours and/or a lot of booze before they're comfortable enough to take conversational risks and truly reveal themselves. But if I come right out of the gate with a really dumb joke, then we can cut to the chase. There's less danger because someone in the group already shot themselves in the foot, right off the bat. They pulled a pin on the cringe grenade and then jumped on it.
You cringe at my dumb joke and then we're over the hump. Someone has already done something pretty stupid, so go ahead and order the hubcap of nachos and a massive chocolate shake because nobody is going to judge you poorly while they're all judging me.
In terms of price negotiations (haggling), there is a psychological concept called "anchoring". You throw out the first number and all subsequent numbers are compared to that number. This is the same idea. We've already set the humor standard pretty low at "boneless cheese sticks", so you can say the dumbest shit you want and, as long as it's not worse than my cheesy joke, it won't matter.
This is why, when you were a teenager and your dad took you and some friends out, your dad made corny jokes. He knew they were corny jokes. You and your friends un
... keep reading on reddit ➡Don't worry--it's only tissue damage...
Only had light damage.
We sorted sorta sordid sodas.
I defended myself saying "I've barely scratched the Surface"
Deafinitely
It was a worst case scenario
He said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
He said you don’t have much of a case.
You use a pumpkin patch.
You use a pumpkin patch.
He is 3 years old, blonde, and has black eyes.
You use a pumpkin patch.
The lawyer said, “You don’t seem to have too much of a case.”
The lawyer said, “You don’t have much of a case.”
...I went back for seconds.
He said, “You don’t seem to have much of a case.”
