Idk if this fits this sub, but I'm planning a Halloween costume and just need a punny name for it.
I'm going to wear timberland boots, camo cargo pants, an olive/brown/green/earth t-shirt, aviator sunglasses, and get a beer bandolier.
I need a solider/army/military + beer/alcohol/drinking pun to name the costume. Any suggestions?
It's titled, "The Three-Body Problem"
Proudly I bring you my Dadβs first joke book! Heβs a dad and he compiled all of these hilarious jokes about coffee(possibly the best drink known to man)!
Hereβs a few from the book;
-Coffee doesnβt ask me stupid questions... be more like coffee
-Donβt try to please everyone... remember you are NOT Coffee
-My morning coffee gives me the strength to make it to my mid-morning coffee
Father's Day shirt I made for my dad who likes to spend some quality time snoozing on the couch. Thought some of you may appreciate it.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D39JNZ7?customId=B07537H64L&th=1
"Well, let me see. There's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolf, and ... and... There are only 9 reindeer mentioned in the song."
"Nope. There's 10. You forgot 'Olive'."
"'Olive'? There's not a reindeer named 'Olive'."
"Yes there is. 'β« Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...β«'
So a year after the song came out, and my little sister had been playing it non stop, dad decided he'd make his own joke for Thanksgiving which was All about that Baste as he was basting the turkey....So I decided to turn it into a shirt
I work at Speedway, and I was stocking coffee creamers, when this exchange went down;
Me: "Hey, do we have any more of that Stok creamer in the back?"
Him: "Nah, we're actually... out of Stok."
Me: "Get out."
Note: He has a 3 month-old daughter now, so I guess I should get used to it.
