A list of puns related to "Cup of coffee"
Starbucks.
Me and my girlfriend to Nice, Southern france last year. I bought a tourist cup with the text “Nice” and some image of the shore.
Every morning when I pour myself a cup, I say: Ah, A nice cup of coffe.
A Starbuck.
Deppresso.
It’s more of a Cuisinart than a science if you ask me.
I shouted "Help! I was mugged!"
Is that grounds for divorce?
Because it's literally a mugshot.
After a stunned silence...
"At least it runs Java now."
Her: So, you like it?
Me: I just told you it was average.
It was Lukewarm
The man take a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says,
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says,
"But sir, it's fresh ground!"
Now everyone waves at me
Just an average joe.
He said, "One sugar?"
I said, "Yes, just the one cup. And don't call me sugar."
“Grande macchiato with oat milk, please.”
The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked “Why are you wearing a surgical mask?”
“I’m not”, said the barista, “it’s a coughy filter”.
When it's muggy.
Best deal I ever made
I said that's not my cup of tea
15 minutes.
It made a great mug shot.
...of coffee.
You could say I'm CAF-FEINDING
Depresso
A depresso
Depresso.
Depresso
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