What do you call a very sad cup of coffee?

A depresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red-Beaulieu
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Two man walk into a coffee shop, one of them orders a Cup of Tea and starts stripping.

The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?

To which the second man says: he's new to Tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helderdude
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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My wife heated up a cup of coffee "just for me"

It was Lukewarm

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the roof of my car

Now everyone waves at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a decent cup of coffee?

Just an average joe.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee.

The man take a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says,

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"

The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says,

"But sir, it's fresh ground!"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?

When it's muggy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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A local man shows up to his local Starbucks for his daily cup of coffee.

β€œGrande macchiato with oat milk, please.”

The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked β€œWhy are you wearing a surgical mask?”

β€œI’m not”, said the barista, β€œit’s a coughy filter”.

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Me: You made a mean cup of coffee!

Her: So, you like it?

Me: I just told you it was average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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My Dad dropped his phone in a cup of coffee...

After a stunned silence...

"At least it runs Java now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Durangokid97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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Told my friend I wanted a cup of coffee.

He said, "One sugar?"

I said, "Yes, just the one cup. And don't call me sugar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I got a a cup of coffee for a coworker

Best deal I ever made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommonticello
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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My coworker offered me a cup of coffee

I said that's not my cup of tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoxZeal
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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So a man walks into a diner and says to the waiter β€œI’ll take a cup of coffee with no creamer.” And then the waiter says β€œSorry sir, we’re out of creamer. Can I get you a cup of coffee with no milk?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Your mother woke me up Sunday morning with a cup of coffee.

It was the nicest thing she'd done all week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Me0Be0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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What's the difference between a cup of coffee and a piss?

15 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hansenator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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I took a picture of my coffee cup with my new SLR camera

It made a great mug shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_notfound
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2016
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For the cost of one cup of coffee, you could be helping someone in need...

...of coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicalTrevor09
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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I'm desperate for a cup of coffee . . .

You could say I'm CAF-FEINDING

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πŸ‘€︎ u/termiteart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2015
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When you say to your dad that you only want a half cup of coffee...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tgg161
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PathogenicPotato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

A depresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OT7_4Life
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee

A depresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamgej
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlitney
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

A depresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yabsterr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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