A list of puns related to "Cup of Coffee"
A depresso
The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?
To which the second man says: he's new to Tea
It was Lukewarm
Now everyone waves at me
Just an average joe.
The man take a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says,
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says,
"But sir, it's fresh ground!"
When it's muggy.
“Grande macchiato with oat milk, please.”
The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked “Why are you wearing a surgical mask?”
“I’m not”, said the barista, “it’s a coughy filter”.
Her: So, you like it?
Me: I just told you it was average.
After a stunned silence...
"At least it runs Java now."
He said, "One sugar?"
I said, "Yes, just the one cup. And don't call me sugar."
Best deal I ever made
I said that's not my cup of tea
It was the nicest thing she'd done all week.
15 minutes.
It made a great mug shot.
...of coffee.
You could say I'm CAF-FEINDING
Depresso
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