This was a conversation i had with a friend
friend: Dad jokes aren't good tho
Under any circumstances
me: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
friend: Commit oxygen not reach lungs
me: What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
friend: Please
Stop...
I beg of you
me: it's funny cause there's no oxygen in space
friend: I know the point of the joke
me: i was talkin about "Commit oxygen not reach lungs"
friend: Oh my god...
me: one more for good measure
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"my work here is done
friend: Dad jokes are gay
me: i tried to find a gay dad joke
i wasn't very happy with the results
friend: Ha
me: wasn't very happy
friend: Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
me: this has been the best
friend: cri
Me: "We couldn't meet up because he spent the whole summer in Greece."
Him: "Wow, I hope he washed it off!"
Updoot dis if u cri evertim
I am sure he is real proud if this one π
https://imgur.com/gallery/CRiGc
me: "hey miss, where are the guitar picks?"
teacher: "oh right here.."
teacher: "take your pick"
me: cri
take your PICK!!
