So I told him if he didn’t eat, his life would be at steak
I was the best camera man they ever had.
Just days after my dad made some tri-tip my family had another get together which my brother-in-law brought some ridiculously good tri-tip. Definitely blew the my dad's stuff out of the water.
Me: "I have to tell you, your tri-tip was good but Nick's (brother-in-law) is next level"
Dad: "Well that may be true but I helped him by giving him advice. In fact, I gave him three pieces of advice. Thats why they call it tri-tip!"
I guess tri, tri again is the way.
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
Please help me with this. Tri as I might, I’ve only been able to think of one.
Tri tri triceratops
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with five legs?
A mootation.
What do you call a cow with four legs?
A cow.
What do you call a cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
TNB Tri nightro bedzene
