Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What is the Sorting Hatβs favourite relationship advice?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Redditβs sorting algorithm has a punny sense of humor
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︎ Feb 05 2019
Thanks for sorting by new
The guy who came up with MMA must have really gotten a kick out of boxing
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︎ May 01 2019
Doing a little light sorting
60 watt bulbs go heeere...
100 watt bulbs go over heeeeere...
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︎ Jul 04 2018
What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I tried to sort out wtahtoebucrldazy into an actual sentence
Then I realized βthat would be crazy!β
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What sort of jewelry does Ronald McDonald wear?
A fast food restaurant chain of course!
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︎ Mar 24 2021
In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.
Can't have shit in Detroit.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...
And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What sort of music did cave men listen to?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Did you know...
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic churches than casinos? Not surprisingly, many Sunday worshippers will give casino chips instead of cash when the offering plate is passed around. Since the churches get chips from so many different casinos, they have devised a way to collect the offerings. They send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
It's like I'm some sort of Khartoum character.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text...
βIf you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!β The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... βI am on the toilet. Please advise.β
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Bark the car
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︎ Sep 03 2020
[OC] You're a star... of sorts
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︎ Jun 12 2020
My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game"
Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance
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︎ Jun 16 2020
What sorts of footwear do bakers wear?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Who can drink 2 litres of Gasoline?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Puns arenβt the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
If a muffin goes wrong in the worst possible moment...
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Why can't you hear a psychologist pee?
Because the P is silent...
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a drive full of sorted data?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What sort of animal wears sunglasses?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
The perfect date
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What sort of bees make milk?
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︎ May 31 2020
The abominable snowman....
The abominable snowman gets called all sorts of names, yeti doesn't seem to mind.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I use to work in a liquorice factory.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
If you felt a mouse, what sort of mouse would it be?
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︎ May 12 2020
What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?
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︎ Feb 14 2020
I just had a physical.
The Doctor said "don't eat anything fatty".
I said "you mean avoid burgers and bacon, that sort of thing?"
He said "no Fatty, don't eat anything".
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︎ Mar 09 2021
There must be a typo in the "sort by" options.
I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What sort of corn is sold at student unions?
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Ron: Harry, come quick! Dumbledoreβs been in some sort of accident!
Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?
Ron: No. it was Snape.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
I believe y is up
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︎ Jun 02 2020
My friend asked me to sort his hair out for a reggae themed party
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.
I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.
It's because this is my cup of tea.
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︎ Jan 30 2015
For those who sort by new
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︎ Jun 04 2019
hi people who sort by new, how is it there?
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