A list of puns related to "Triscuit"
They're real safe crackers
Things were equilateral. Then one of us became obtuse. Now the situation is acute.
Me (in pantry): "Where are the triscuits?" Wife (in next room)"Behind the coffee." Me: "umm... Where is the coffee?" Wife:"In front of the triscuits!" Me:"That's not helpful!" Wife: "What's the matter? Can't handle a circular argument?" Me:"The only circular arguments I can handle are the ones I can HANDLE!!"
I am blessed to be part of a family where both Wife and Daughter laughed out loud at this.
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