Triscuit Puns

A list of puns related to "Triscuit"

I had a deep discussion on the meaning of life with a Triscuit this morning.

It was a real wise cracker.

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👤︎ u/mrstipez
📅︎ Mar 04 2023
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You may have to break the bank to buy those special round Triscuits without the sharp corners

They're real safe crackers

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👤︎ u/eagleboy444
📅︎ Oct 03 2022
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I used to be in a healthy love triangle.

Things were equilateral. Then one of us became obtuse. Now the situation is acute.

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👤︎ u/robm229
📅︎ Jan 22 2023
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Circular arguments

Me (in pantry): "Where are the triscuits?" Wife (in next room)"Behind the coffee." Me: "umm... Where is the coffee?" Wife:"In front of the triscuits!" Me:"That's not helpful!" Wife: "What's the matter? Can't handle a circular argument?" Me:"The only circular arguments I can handle are the ones I can HANDLE!!"

I am blessed to be part of a family where both Wife and Daughter laughed out loud at this.

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👤︎ u/ImportantBend8399
📅︎ Nov 05 2022
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