Of Fairy Floss (Cotton Candy)

Daughter buys some fairy floss
Dad: "You know, spiders make cobwebs for free."

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📅︎ Sep 11 2013
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Clowning around!

My dad once asked me why we dont eat Clowns. I looked at him like he was growing horns out of his head and thought about pennywise and cotton candy...for some reason. After a moment of staring I noticed the slight grin forming on his face so I obliged and said I dont know...

He replied

Because they taste funny!

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📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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