Corning, Iowa Puns

A list of puns related to "Corning, Iowa"

One time on a road trip we drove through Iowa and stopped at a farm around harvest time. I tried to speak to the farmer about buying some fresh corn 🌽 but he had no time for me.

“Sorry, mister,” he said. “I’m up to my ears in work.”

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👤︎ u/fladavpam
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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Why is Iowa the best state for telling dad jokes?

It's the corniest.

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👤︎ u/ThusSpokeGaba
📅︎ Aug 12 2021
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When you tell one too many corny jokes…

I’m calling the crops

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👤︎ u/Shop_Kooky
📅︎ Jun 16 2022
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I moved to Iowa so I could

Cedar Rapids

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👤︎ u/Danlex26
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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What’s the best food to talk to?

Corn. They’re all ears.

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👤︎ u/Chockaday12
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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