Colt (horse) Puns

A list of puns related to "Colt (horse)"

My son joined a group of people that are sexually attracted to young horses.

I'm worried he may be in a colt

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?

The colt never bothered her anyway

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👤︎ u/PygmeePony
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you call a baby horse running in circles?

A Colt revolver!

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👤︎ u/Herochristmas
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the horse feel rejuvenated when it walked out of the stable?

Because it was colt outside

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👤︎ u/graafslaaf
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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What is a young horse’s favorite side dish?

colt slaw

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👤︎ u/hudsomania
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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So Dad, who do you want to win in the Colts vs. Broncos game?

Doesn't matter to me, son. I don't have a horse in the race.

GROAN

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👤︎ u/sloppy_wade
📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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