My art Eocene chase: Boverisuchus the land croc after Eohippus the dawn horse
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Eocene: Boverisuchus chasing Eohippus my art

https://preview.redd.it/xv70yc5csyr71.jpg?width=4118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba99608c0c433627c0d6ece52d215b77791e695a

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Eocene: Boverisuchus chasing Eohippus my art /r/Paleoart/comments/q327…
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Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons - Speak chapter 20 "Hast Thou Considered the Eohippus?" now live! fimfiction.net/story/3604…
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Eohippus, Mesohippus and the history of the horse in America. [unintentional] [Soft-spoken] [Male] [English Accent] [4:37] youtu.be/Ci9gKSyWYZE
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I was gifted an Eohippus skull and am unsure if it is ethical.

Few disclaimers:

  1. I already owned a few fossils of common species. Like Green River Formation - Knightia and a few trilobites.

  2. I am going into Paleontology, so it will be properly studied eventually.

So, the skull is still in the matrix. I'm unsure of the origin. Parts of it have been damaged from before I received it.

So my question is mostly about how ethical it is to keep. As much as Eohippus is relatively well studied Vertebrate fossils, and Terrestrial Vertebrate fossils are more rare. Again, when I'm further along and more confident in my degree I'll be preparing it, and using it for education rather than a pretty wall piece, but is this ethical for paleontology?

Edit: I think I may see if I can prep it at my community college and donate it to them. They have a decent Geology program with some display fossils already.

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Twilight as an eohippus (AssasinMonkey) assasinmonkey.deviantart.…
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Evolution of Eohippus, the first horse (Eocene Epoch, 50 million B.C.) reddit.com/r/AnimalTextGi…
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Eohippus, Mesohippus and the history of the horse in America. youtu.be/Ci9gKSyWYZE
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Twilight Eohippus by AssasinMonkey assasinmonkey.deviantart.…
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TIL During the Eocene Epoch, about 55-34 million years ago, The first horse, Eohippus, entered the stage. Known as the "Dawn Horse," it weighed only 30 to 40 lbs and likely had a short lifespan of only 4 to 6 years. ehow.com/info_8355645_lis…
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"Twilight Eohippus" by Myron C. P. (AssasinMonkey) assasinmonkey.deviantart.…
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Equus vs. Eohippus Horse rap battle. youtube.com/watch?v=I3CQv…
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Zebra drawn carriage outside the Albert Hall, London, 1894.
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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For Gotham
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eohippus
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