What does a debt collector say when complimenting a duck?

β€œYou have an outstanding bill!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medimanager
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What language do garbage collectors speak?

Trash Talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Garbage collectors don't get training for their job

They just pick stuff up as they go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sash_Mystq
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I had a job as a garbage collector, it was very depressing...

... I was often down in the dumps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Did you know there’s no official training for a garbage collector?

They just pick it up as they go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I bought a collectors bottle of sake from a Japanese restaurant

It was a keepsake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What kind of training to you need to become a garbage collector ?

None, you just pick it up as you go along

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Today at work, I took a dish collector tub into the walk-in with me. I realized, most restaurants fridges can't even fit a car.

Yet, I just fit a bus in here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Whats the name of the most badass debt collector?

Bond.

Legal Bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosenordic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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A collector of Feline pokΓ©mons was brought to the court..

He was charged with attempted robbery. Before giving out the sentence, the judge gave him an opportunity to present his case before the jury.

After his testimony the jury decided to give him minimal punishment, they all understood...

...that he had a lot of meowths to feed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippity-potato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I just started my job as a garbage collector.

The training stinks, but I've been picking things up as I'm going.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Debt collectors.

You gotta give it to em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THEWOBBLYSAUSAGES
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I once dated a magazine collector.

Let me tell you,she had some issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Dating as a trash collector is hard

Whenever I say "I wanna take you out" they always get insulted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdrummer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Rick Astley is an avid Disney/Pixar collector and very generous at that if you ask him to he will borrow you any DVD in his collection except one

He's never gonna give you 'Up'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Did you hear about the gold digger who married a rich art collector?

She was just in it for the Monet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feral1991
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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My grandad was an avid clock collector, until he recently passed away

We spent ages winding up his estate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ud_patter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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I'm a coin collector going to a coin show this weekend

I really hope they don't nickel and dime me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tballs51
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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a dad joke for mineral collectors

Q: what do you call it when you can't locate your favorite apatite specimen?

A: a loss of apatite.

:(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platetone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What training do you need to become a garbage collector

None you just pick it up as you go along

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montymuncher
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I heard there’s no training for being a trash collector

You just pick it up as you go along

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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What training do garbage collectors need?

None, they just pick it up as they go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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