Collections Puns

That would be my vinyl resting place.

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

... speaks volumes.

they're all in mint condition!

Reese’s Pieces

A collection of physical dad-jokes (click the link).

I think it's pretty hot.

He’s never going to give you up His movie collection

C'est la D vie D

But he's still never gonna give you Up. Especially remastered in 4k.

the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"

I feel betrayed.

Close, but no Seger.

I told him that makes a lot of cents.

They're all in mint condition.

They were free of charge

So I have to keep them in the shed.

It was trivial per suit.

Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

I tell them it is for the shear fun of it

A skillet-ton

It was a cents-less crime.

When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar

It's like she doesn't understand the sedimental value!

Remember, only come here for cringe, Because this is the ultimate Pun Collection.

1. What does McDonalds say to the tray when it betrays them? "You traytor!"
2. Does Spider Man live in an egg? Because i heard he lives in New Yolk.
3. These puns aren't very eggciting.
4. lettuce taco bout it?
5. I will asalt you with puns!
6. What if your problem involves telling a phone? JUST TELEPHONE ALREADY!
7. What if Jake stands close to Johnny when talking? He Here's Johnny!
8. Stop asalting my hard with your judging pursesonality!
9. I'll play the Yandere Simulater later.
10. You herd about that show? It's called Spongebob Swearpants.
11. Why did you diss stew me? (kinda hard to get, but just say it out loud.)
12. What does someone say sarcastically in the middle of an intense war that was caused by someone? TANKS TO YOU!
13. What type of plane that loves bounce? Boeing!
14. How many money did we owe? It said it on the letter right? I don't know, you should've reddit!

I'm sorry for the cringe...

It was quite a Marvel.

Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.

I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!

The judge asked her, “first offender” “No,” she says “first a Gibson then a Fender

But I am never gonna give you Up

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

Except for the movie Up. He's never gonna give you Up.

Because he’s never gonna give you “Up.”

She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

He’s never gonna give you Up.

The judge asks, “First offender?” The wife replies, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”

She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”

The judge asks her, "First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns...