Collection (museum) Puns

Everyone was taken aback.

This one got groans from both Mom and the 3 year old, which I was pretty proud of.

We're in the Museum of Natural History, and they wanted to see the gemstone collection. You have to go through the geology area to do that. When we got to the rock identification area and I said "see, we're at the stones, I told you they'd be gneiss!"

Suffice to say I got the biggest of eyerolls as they continued on to the actual gemstones.

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