He often found old used shoes in thrift stores and re-soled them.
But that little man continued to make his little stupid berry shoes.
His opinion was suede
It’s too bad because I only seem to be able to find androids and iPhones now.
They need soul.
Shoe polish
a Buddhist 'bootist'
Because they spend their lives mending broken soles
"I've never really trusted blackberries....
There's just something seedy about them."
The wife groaned.
They keep selling their soles to the Devil.
Darn it!
Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
Surely they’re key workers?
" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Do human cannonballs get fired?
Do pirates get told to sling their hook's?
Do prostitutes get laid off?
Do trapeze artists get let go?
They make great cobblers.
Preach Cobbler
There was a boy who was the first in his family to go down the mountain to high school. After the first day, his pappy asked him what he learned. B - Well, pa, there's this subject called mathematics. D - OK, say something in mathematics for me. B - Pi r square! D - You won't be going back to high school no more. Everybody knows pie are round. Cobbler are square.
Apple cobbler
The baker says, "Hello. What can I get you?"
"Yes, I'd like a p-p-p-p cobbler," the guy says while wringing his hands.
The baker looks at him confused, "I'm sorry, what type of cobbler?"
"A p-p-p-p cobbler," the guy says while starting to sweat.
The baker says, "Do you mean a peach cobbler?"
The guy smiles and nods his head, "Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry, I have peach impediment."
Me: So Dad, looks like I need a new pair of shoes (as I showed him the worn out sole on my current boots)
Dad: I don't know of any shoe repair shops in the area.
Me: There's a cobbler just around the corner from my house, I went in to....
Dad: (before I could finish my sentence) Yea, but it's probably just apple.
Of course, I had to laugh, but then quickly continued the conversation the way I had intended...
Cobbler Slow.
