Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
The baker says, "Hello. What can I get you?"
"Yes, I'd like a p-p-p-p cobbler," the guy says while wringing his hands.
The baker looks at him confused, "I'm sorry, what type of cobbler?"
"A p-p-p-p cobbler," the guy says while starting to sweat.
The baker says, "Do you mean a peach cobbler?"
The guy smiles and nods his head, "Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry, I have peach impediment."
