Two friends go on a vacation to Africa together

They come across the river. The one friend jumps in and exclaims “wow the water here in Kenya is so clear!” The other man replies “what are you talking about we’re not in Kenya! We’re in Egypt.” The friend in the water says “no I’m absolutely sure that this is a Kenyan river.” His friend sighs “dude it’s an Egyptian river...you’re in denial”

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An elephant was drinking out of a river one day

when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.

"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory" commented the giraffe.

"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".

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