Some might call it the Circle of Laugh.
Especially in the Deep South.
My mother FaceTimed me so I could show her my sister and her baby
I went into my sister's room and said, "Hey mom wants to see you. Can you say a quick hello?"
Sister: Sure but just for a minute, I'm exhausted.
BIL, without dropping a beat: Hi exhausted, I'm a new dad!
Old but gold
They work on many levels.
What do you call a man in a lake with no arms and legs?
"Bob"
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.
Title.
How can you tell a blonde has been blowing the car horn?
All the lipstick on the steering wheel.
it's NESessary
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Hyuck-lberry Finn
I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"
I had a cold and my dad asked if my nose was running.
I said yes.
He said, You had better catch it then
I love my dad
they think outside of the Bachs
What do you call a person who eats cereal every morning
A cereal killer
(I know it's not very original but I wanted to post this classic)
Passenger: Which bus are you?
Driver: I'm not a bus, I'm the driver.
Because they work on many levels.
They work on any levels:)
Hi, cheating on you, I'm Dad!
