5 Hilarious Cistern Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Before he died my grandad used to keep a secret cash stash in the toilet cistern.

In the end he was just throwing money down the drain.

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👤︎ u/Gaoler86

📅︎ May 01 2020

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What do you call someone who enjoys jumping into toilets?

A plunger

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👤︎ u/blackbeantalent

📅︎ Sep 16 2020

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My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"

It didn't help, but I knew he meant well

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👤︎ u/HarryGoLocky

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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Found out I'm the worst plumber/electrician in the world when I rewired the toilet.

It was a massive shock to the cistern.

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👤︎ u/Kimenon001

📅︎ Aug 30 2020

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My mom's priest's potager chef's container

Is also my mother's father's brother's cistern

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👤︎ u/justclay

📅︎ Mar 24 2017

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