Birdbath Puns

A list of puns related to "Birdbath"

Recent studies are examining the effects of replacing birdbath water with alcohol

Its bird-gin-ing research.

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👤︎ u/kelaab
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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My friend works in a bird rehabilitation place. She put a video of her with an actual bird of prey in the gift shop on Instagram and said "Shopping is for the birds". So I sent her a message saying "I bet it's favorite store is Birdbath and beyond".
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👤︎ u/MarkJohn73
📅︎ Dec 10 2016
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For the birds

True story:

Took my stepdad to dinner at Cracker Barrel with my mom and gf on Father's Day. There was an advertisement on our table for a birdbath they were selling in the store part of the restaurant.

Mom (seeing that it was $49.95): "I wonder how big that birdbath is?"

Gf: "I think it's about this big" (holds arms in a circle indicating about 18 inches around)

Mom: "That's actually not a bad deal"

Stepdad: "Well, yeah, but where are the birds gonna get fifty bucks?"

o.o

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👤︎ u/NSFAnythingAtAll
📅︎ Jun 21 2016
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