Churning (butter) Puns

A list of puns related to "Churning (butter)"

My wife was trying to make butter from milk by churning it with a beater, after 30 mins, there was still no butter, she asked “how much longer do I need to beat it?” I said ...

Until it starts talking

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👤︎ u/stor_e_teller
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Why do you churn cream? It's butter that way
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👤︎ u/RebelSonOfWil
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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I was going to make some butter today, but it wasn't my churn.
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👤︎ u/webguy1975
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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My kid didn't want to make butter today I said too bad it's your churn.
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👤︎ u/myfirstacctwasbanned
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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My great uncle died making butter on his farm last week.

It was a really unfortunate churn of events.

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👤︎ u/Trailsend85
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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Among the different forms of milk, my favourite is when it is churned.

It’s butter that way.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.

I can’t believe it’s not better.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why was the butter not made right away?

It had to wait its churn.

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👤︎ u/NnyBees
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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Start my new job at the butter factory tomorrow

My stomach is churning

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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How long does it take to make butter

An e-churn-ity

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👤︎ u/P4743
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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My son was waiting in line to make some butter and getting really impatiant

I told him he had to wait his churn

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👤︎ u/stevew1113
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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What does incredulous milk slowly churn into?

Butter disbelief.

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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ May 16 2018
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Amish dad outside making butter.

So whose churn is it next?

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👤︎ u/Cfox1B
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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So evidently there's a group of anarchist butter makers in WI

Evidently some people just want to watch the world churn.

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👤︎ u/bionic80
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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How did the Amish know they didn't prepare their butter right?

It left their stomach churning.

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👤︎ u/ceejayzz
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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Did you guys hear about the butter business?

The churn over is crazy.

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👤︎ u/Double_Cross_Gender
📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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I felt pretty sick after drinking milk with cream.

My stomach was churning for a while, but now I’m finally feeling butter.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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I told my wife she can't go gluten-free *and* dairy-free

That's the bread and butter!

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👤︎ u/ign1fy
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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This time of year, everyone should know the symptoms of the Amish flu.

First you get a little horse, then a little buggy.

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👤︎ u/jeaux_seph
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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Me- Did you know milk makes you break out?

Dad- Is that why they don't serve it in prison?

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👤︎ u/Brainpuke7
📅︎ Oct 14 2014
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?

I’m not going to spread it!

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👤︎ u/red8user
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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I prefer to have my milk churned.

It’s butter that way.

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👤︎ u/therealobamalastname
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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What does butter do at a party?

Churn up.

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👤︎ u/RayCharlesSawItFirst
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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I felt pretty sick after drinking some milk with cream.

My stomach was churning for a while, but now I’m finally feeling butter.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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