Why do you churn cream? It's butter that way
I was going to make some butter today, but it wasn't my churn.
My kid didn't want to make butter today I said too bad it's your churn.
I canβt believe itβs not butter!
My wife was trying to make butter from milk by churning it with a beater, after 30 mins, there was still no butter, she asked βhow much longer do I need to beat it?β I said ...
Until it starts talking
A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts.
I canβt believe itβs not better.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
My great uncle died making butter on his farm last week.
It was a really unfortunate churn of events.
I felt pretty sick after drinking milk with cream.
My stomach was churning for a while, but now Iβm finally feeling butter.
This time of year, everyone should know the symptoms of the Amish flu.
First you get a little horse, then a little buggy.
Me- Did you know milk makes you break out?
Dad- Is that why they don't serve it in prison?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Iβm not going to spread it!
I felt pretty sick after drinking some milk with cream.
My stomach was churning for a while, but now Iβm finally feeling butter.
