This one gave me a good chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Emmet_Brown
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I chuckle when I remember that my coins aren't moist.

It's my dry cents of humor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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You’ll chuckle when you figure it out. :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Found this in the wild and had to chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmillz648
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Made me chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sohel666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nnudmac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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This one got a chuckle today

We’ve been hanging out with family this weekend, my daughter comes up to me looking for her cousin.

Her: β€œWhere’s Noah?”

Me: β€œI have Noah-dea”

Cue laugh from the daughter, groans from the adults.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanillaacid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I thought this was appropriate given our current circumstances. One of those jokes that makes you stop and chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/winberry5253
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Had a bit of a chuckle to this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheckMisan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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This made me chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dendeqtele
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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This made me chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TibbeOrdelman
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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This popped up in my Snapchat memories today. Gave me a good chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l3gion145
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I Chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ketchup4lyfe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Gave me a pleasant chuckle while driving, I had to pull over and take a pic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/colormecryptic
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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this gave me a chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/capelinpedro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Where do you go to invest in giggles, chuckles and guffaws?

The laughing stock exchange

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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This gave me a chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthonyisClueless
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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*Chuckles*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/muffinman3157
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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*chuckle*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dank_it
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Worthy of a chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctzn4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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This made me chuckle. I always say as long as my legs are spry and my brain is working, I can pick up extra shifts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moose_da_goose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Me: (tells dad joke) son: chuckles

Me: So you've Groan out of my jokes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I don’t know if this a pun or not, but it made me chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Watersbekokers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Made me chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arjun7011
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Ugandan knuckes and big chungus is big chuckles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imalonelyunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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My students spent too much time looking at the clock yesterday, so I put it face down this morning. When the students asked where my clock went, I responded " you guys stared it down yesterday..." 5 seconds later chuckles started popcorning throughout the room.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrfilip
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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This made me CHUCKle...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simoxys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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This made me chuckle πŸ˜‚ reddit.com/r/flatearth/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grateful4Life
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Gave me a sensible chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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Wife and I are at my son’s yellow belt ceremony and we see that the grand master’s name is Soon Man Lee, I chuckle she doesnt get why. I look her dead in the eyes, he’s not manly yet, but he will be soon. Now she thinks I’m damaged in some way.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Made me chuckle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frikandidlo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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lol, it was so funny.. we drove out of town... *chuckles*, upwards out of the valley...

it was HILL AREAS!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axxx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Got my boss (clearly a dad) to chuckle at this one

Boss: I like to block off my calendar at the end of my day from 4-6 as my catch up time

Me: What comes after that, mustard time?

I'm still employed somehow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconStorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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Unmistakable dad chuckle

So my sister dad and I were sanding and then painting the exterior of our house. My sister and I were sanding while my dad painted what we had already sanded. Then we hear the unmistakable dad-chuckle and he said, " I should set you two on fire so then you'd be BURNING SANDERS"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tarrodactyl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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Got a chuckle out of my exhausted girlfriend.

So our new born had us up all night. While he was sleeping we laid him on the bed between us, while we were talking I put my hand over his entire torso and said. "Boy is he a handful" she's laughed and told me to shut up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StinkiyPetey5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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Office "Dad Joke Master" Gave Me a Chuckle Today

I was passing through the halls of my workplace past the storage room when a guy from finance comes out with a cart full of paper. He said to me,

Him: "Hey Tim."

Me: "Hey, how's it going?"

Him: "I'm good," he motions to his paper filled cart, "just pushing paper.."

I got a good chuckle out of that. That dude always has the jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TypicalTim
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2015
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Got my workmates a while ago. Still chuckle about it to myself occasionally

I work for an organisation which has a very institutionalised system whereby the newest hires are the shit kickers and the people who have been there longest have it easiest. I knew it when I signed up and now I've done my time and moved up the totem pole a bit. I was lucky enough to be one of 10 people hired at the same time in this hiring period and so the shit was spread out a bit.

We have a small fleet of cars that need to be washed every Sunday. This is the newest hire's responsibility. About 2-3 months into the job I was washing the cars with a few of my other new colleagues. Our supervisor pokes his head out of the building and barks at us "Make sure you do a good job; don't forget to do the wheels!"

"Don't worry boss," I replied, "I'll do a wheelie good job!"

Have you ever heard a chorus of groans? I have.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_saladfingers_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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Made my dad chuckle at his birthday dinner

Waiter: "And would you like to start your meal with soup or salad?"

Me: "What makes the salad 'super?'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odhrain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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I even got a chuckle out of my dad with this one.

I was on the phone with my parents discussing a family trip on Memorial Day.

Mom: Do you have Memorial Day on your calendar?

Me: Uhhh yea... I have all the days on my calendar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Him_he_hershey
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2014
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My uncle tells me this one every year or so, I chuckle every time

What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?

A dictator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbrown9412
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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My boss made me chuckle a few days ago.

Somebody called our restaurant and asked if they could get a rain check. My boss told the person on the phone,

"Hold on...no, it's not raining outside." I can only imagine the groan of the person over the phone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galonoth45
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2014
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I still chuckle every time I remember him saying it...

Me: That must be orientation.

Dad: Aren't they all orient Asians?

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